I'm not exactly sure what these guys are measuring but I'm gonna keep the pictures to a minimum.
Miami Lakes councilmen in bathroom squabble
Dropping the F-bomb and threats to "take it outside" may sound like the start of a schoolyard brawl.
But this squabble involved two Miami Lakes politicians and happened in the bathroom during a break in the Tuesday night council meeting.
Both elected officials — Councilman Richard Pulido and Vice Mayor Nick Perdomo — claim the other made physical threats laced with cuss words.
Pulido said Perdomo threatened to beat him up while he was washing his hands. Perdomo also claims Pulido threatened him with a thrashing in the men's room.
According to Pulido, his colleague on the dais lost his cool because he felt Pulido had slighted him during the Tuesday meeting to discuss a development deal on Northwest 87th Avenue.
After the meeting, the councilmen were still taking verbal swipes.
"We’re not thugs. We should act like public officials. We’re not conducting business like we’re in a third-world country," Pulido told the Herald.
And he just keeps going...